• me: I'm going to bed early tonight.
  • me:
  • me: is that the sun

thefourteenthdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

(Source: leannaheart, via darrensux)

"we live in a world where women are sexualized but can’t be sexual"

— one of my late night thoughts (via sexual-feelings)

(Source: disnxy, via sexual-feelings)

babyminaj:

this tweet describes my entire life

babyminaj:

this tweet describes my entire life

(Source: dazegetbrighter, via penisvvrinkle)

rupindre:

foreveralone-lyguy:

rupindre:

My dad has 84 pairs of socks

why did you count the amount of pairs of socks that your dad has

I didn’t count, he did, then he came downstairs and announced it to the entire family

(via australian-government)

knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

(via australian-government)

khaaaleesi:

John Barrowman kissed a man during the wedding thing at the Commonwealth games in Scotland (see below)image

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and this is so so important because of this

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and now he’s receiving hate on Twitter

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this is absurd 

join the fight, stand with John Barrowman and Stonewall and say 

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(via therealeovaldez)

zootedboy:

if we skyping best believe im looking at myself in that lil window not u

(via pizza)

chadleymacguff:

Sports just got interesting

chadleymacguff:

Sports just got interesting

(Source: daviddluiz, via penisvvrinkle)

delladilly:

my roommate just got her period and came storming into the kitchen shouting THIS IS JUST NOT AN EFFICIENT REWARD SYSTEM FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.

(via australian-government)

dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

(via australian-government)

norcalchicana:

George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.

norcalchicana:

George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.

(via penisvvrinkle)

officialnorthamerica:

I hate when my phone dies and I can’t get to a charger for like an hour. What happened while I was gone? Is Kate still married to William? How old is Blue Ivy? Who is the president Idk man my phone died

(Source: celsisus, via australian-government)