vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via beyoncevevo)

nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

(via pizza)

Anonymous asked: At what age did you lose your virginity?

rubyreed:

I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle. 

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it

(via darrensunderwear)

rynnay:

sockmonkeyrenegade:

hgprime:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

adriofthedead:

Versatile adj. Capable of doing many things competently.

excuse me but you’re missing the best one

http://25.media.tumblr.com/c4b4142708673748a62047d31f0dba4a/tumblr_mry65bWxMz1qj7u8ao1_500.gif

I HAVE NEVER REBLOGGED SOMETHING SO FAST IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

Wacky fun…

I’d tend to agree:

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excuse me you forgot someone

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(Source: geiszlerian, via youneedcriss)

princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever, via youneedcriss)

top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)

(Source: quinnelsa, via darrensunderwear)

bokei:

dysphorism:

decieved:

bblackdiamonds:

prettyreckles:

relativityy:

letsl0vetonight:

I’m so obsessed with this no joke I reblog it every time I see it. 

this makes my stomach drops

only just understood this and woah it scares me

this is too real it felt like a stab in the stomach

fuck

holy fuck

shit man

bokei:

dysphorism:

decieved:

bblackdiamonds:

prettyreckles:

relativityy:

letsl0vetonight:

I’m so obsessed with this no joke I reblog it every time I see it. 

this makes my stomach drops

only just understood this and woah it scares me

this is too real it felt like a stab in the stomach

fuck

holy fuck

shit man

(Source: e-eyes, via therealaryastark)

ozziescribbler:


temporalgearshift:

i actually had this conversation today

That’s it, WE CAN ALL GO HOME NOW. There won’t ever be a better graphic that summarizes sexist double standards in today’s geek culture.
THIS IS OUR CULTURE IN A NUTSHELL.

ozziescribbler:

temporalgearshift:

i actually had this conversation today

That’s it, WE CAN ALL GO HOME NOW. There won’t ever be a better graphic that summarizes sexist double standards in today’s geek culture.

THIS IS OUR CULTURE IN A NUTSHELL.

(via therightfulqueenofsassgard)

thecomfortador:

#Olenna Tyrell #at the Purple Wedding

gaaraofsburbia:

james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

(via legrandjourestpourdemain)

we-smoke-the-blunts:

donaldbump:

this deserves waay more notes

good god

(Source: go-polly-world, via fangirlingruinedmylife)

keyblade-assassin:

firelorcl:

hairstyles change your entire appearance don’t even try to tell me they don’t

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(via lydiamartining)

dontbeweirdbabe:

Female comics are my life

(Source: i-want-cheese, via panicattheshindig)